HornsCast

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Ode to the Texas Offense

Pretend We're Football breaks down their thoughts on Texas' offense and why it is the way it is. Then they take a look ahead to what Texas needs to do when Iowa State and Kansas come to town.

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Digesting the Ups and Down + The Return of Rick and Lubbock Insanity

Pretend We're Football breaks down the past four games and what went wrong during the lows and what went right during the highs. What does Chris Beard need to do at Texas and what can we expect from this team.

Then they go into the legacy of Rick Barnes as he returns to Austin and the absolute delightful insanity that he game in Lubbock promises.

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: OU Does Suck and Iowa State Preview

Pretend We're Football takes a look at the cause of the disparity in performance between the loss vs OSU and the domination of OU. Then they prepare the fans for the Longhorns' trip to Ames.

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: OU Hate Week

Pretend We're Football breaks down how much and what Texas fans can take away from the hot start to conference play before they head into their games vs Oklahoma State and OU. Then they dig into the differences between the OU hate when it comes to football vs basketball.

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Let’s Begin Big 12 Ball

Pretend We're Football takes a look at the roster make up this season and how it will affect Texas the rest of the season and going forward before they break down the beginning of Big 12 play with West Virginia and Kansas State.

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Is Chris Beard Panicking?

Pretend We're Football dives into why Texas basketball has been uninspiring both in results and in fan interest. Is Chris Beard starting to throw shit at the wall to get the team prepared for Big 12 ball? Why can't you draw a crowd from playing the SWAC? All this and more

4th and 5: 2022 ESD Breakdown

4th and 5 takes a look at the 2022 class signees, how they fill the holes on the Texas depth chart, how Texas even ended up with this class, and who to keep an eye on for NSD2 and the portal

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Seton Hall and the Big 12

Pretend We're Football comes at you live as they talk about Seton Hall changing the discussion around Texas. Where is the ceiling and how does Texas get there. Where does Texas stand amongst the Big 12, and what should Texas fans watch for going into Big 12 play in a month.

[EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Abe Lemons Review and Seton Hall Preview

Pretend We're Football breaks down the incredible match ups from the Abe Lemon's Class and how Texas survived before they dive into previewing Texas traveling up to Seton Hall.

4th and 5: Season In Review and OU‘s Collapse

4th and 5 is back! After Texas finally won a game, all hell broke loose for OU.

We break down what in the world is happening in Norman and Baton Rouge and how it affects Texas.

Then we give our thoughts on the 2021 season, what went wrong in the 2021 season for Texas, and what needs to happen for it to get fixed.